Top Ten Best Facial Hair Styles

A German-born Jew and the Father of Modern
Physics ... Albert Einstein and his epic mustache
(plus, look at the hair-DO!) became U.S. citizens 
in 1940 - He also initiated research for the
Manhattan Project although he was against the use
of nuclear weapons... interesting!

                         

                       Albert Einstein

Ronald Swanson hates the government but loves breakfast. 

If you've never seen the show Parks & Recreation 

(starring Amy Poehler) you're seriously missing out! 

All the episodes are available on Hulu ... 

I seriously, seriously recommend it. 

               Ron Swanson 

Pitcher for the San Francisco Giants &
the greatest beard grower in MLB history ...
Brian Wilson landed himself at #3 on my list
which is basically a gold medal in my eyes.






                       Brian Wilson




 




Not even a creepy name can handle this creepy mustache...
But Rollie Fingers gets points for trying. I can't even say that
name. Rollie Fingers... really? He's also one of only a
handful of MLB players to have his number retired by more
than one club (Milwaukee Brewers & Oakland Athletics)

                   Rollie Fingers

Beneath this manly-mans beard is just another fist.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. 
(Insert your own Chuck Norris joke here...)
Stay classy, Chuck.






                 Chuck Norris

 How he had time to create this beard, attend to
his 55 wives (I don't want to think how many children...)
AND create a modern religion ... I will never know.
Way to go, Brigham Young. Great multi-tasking lead to his
very own university - with a very reliable archaeology department

                 Brigham Young

The leader of Urban Hipsters everywhere ...
The creator of Communism ...
The most awesomely awesome beard of all time.
I'm honestly wondering to myself why I made him #7!
I take back my decision, Karl Marx ... you're in my top 5.

                     Karl Marx

 Sailing on the Beagle, forming the theory of evolution, creating 
the theory of natural selection ... You, my friend, are a hero. 
Cheers to you, Charlie!

                Charles Darwin

Flip his last name around ... this Union Army General is the 
original master of the sideburns. Hats off to you, General.

        General Ambrose Burnside

Samuel Langhorne Clemens doesn't look that great in this picture.
In fact, he looks pretty damn mad.
This man authored one of the greatest pieces in the history of 
elementary education ... Huckleberry Finn!
Thanks, Marky, for the book AND the nose-stache!








                    Mark Twain


Next Week's List:
Best Chuck Norris Jokes 
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November 16, 2011

Yellow Shirt

by

The Icarus Account

She always wears yellow when she feels like herself 

With a smile that's shining brighter than I ever could tell

And I know that she means business 'cause she won't say a word to me

But lately winter's taking over summer's heat

I'm shaking in my sneakers, shivering in the breeze

I'm nervous 'cause I don't know if she'll ever return to me

'Cause when she acts like herself 

I swear that she outshines everyone else

But she's been feeling alone and no one's fine on their own, don't you know

She's been wearing grey without a thought of change

And I've been desperately trying to make her see

That even when it rains the sun is still ablaze

And right now in the dark she is my shining star

So tell me if you're ever feeling sad or alone

And I'll do my very best to touch your heart with my own

And I hope you know that nothing but sweet nothings will appear to your ear...

"ally jade"

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